Mountain Rescue |
Qualified staff required as a matter of urgency.
icestation@birmuda.com |
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Railway staff |
Train drivers and crowd
control staff for the Trans Birmuda Railway (TBR). Successful
applicants will stand out from the crowd, be proficient in whistling, have
at least 40 years experience and be familiar with the latest queuing
techniques. Send your C.V. in the body of the message
text to trainspotters@birmuda.com
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Paddy Field Maintenance |
Rice is native
to Birmuda and has been cultivated for more than 7000 years; evidence of
cultivation has been found in eastern Birmuda dating from before 5000 BC.
In developing countries such as Birmuda, almost all cultivation is
performed by hand. Your responsibilities will include overseeing
production, exportation of crop and exploitation of the 3,500, work force.
e-mail:
PatrickJosephField@birmuda.com
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Police Officers |
Officers with riot experience required.
Whilst a relatively peaceful country, Birmuda is not without its problems.
Narcotics are freely available and will almost certainly be legalised within
the next year. Prostitution is non-existent, the country being rife with
enthusiastic amateurs. An officer's role is primarily to keep the peace and prevent
matrimonial disputes. Officers patrol in twos; one that can read, one
that can write. The exception is during the hours of darkness when
officers will move in threes. If there is lightening, an officer need
not venture from the station, but they must refrain from taking the
opportunity to investigate each other. e-mail:
corrupt@birmuda.com |
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Long Distance Lorry Drivers |
Birmuda Industries Group has immediate employment for A-Rated
Self-Employed drivers
Don't let a great job opportunity pass you by!
We have the types of driving jobs that you are
looking for, and if we don't we will try to find that type of job for you.
Online Application is available! e-mail
BIG ARSE drivers today |
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Herpetological
Officer |
The country has
three indigenous species, all of which are highly poisonous; the Birmuda
laid-back, the Puff-daddy adder and the one-eyed bushmaster snake.
A professional keeper and control officer is required for the maintenance
and husbandry following the sudden departure of our resident specialist
(funeral to be held April 7th).
e-mail:
immune@birmuda.com |
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River Systems Water Filtration Engineer |
Believing that
river authorities can and must play a vital part in preserving the water
resources of Birmuda at the quality necessary for their optimum beneficial
use by the people of the country, the River Authorities Panel of the Birmuda
Water Conservation Association, at its meeting in June 1998, directed
Chairman Nat' Spring to appoint a committee to study the proper role for
river authorities in this important aspect of water resource management.
Sadly, the cholera outbreak of 1999 decimated the team and prospective water
testers are sought; e-mail:
diarrhea&vomiting@bermuda.com
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Oil Technicians |
Directional
Drilling Operator - Junior
Birmuda's oil fields look set
to supply the country's fuel needs into the next millennium.
Become part of the future ...
Operates various pieces of
equipment under close supervision at a field site. Assists with coordinating
and scheduling generating station/sub-station electrical or mechanical
operations. Visually inspects equipment. May assist with issuing work and
test permits to electrical and mechanical personnel. e-mail:
oilBthere@birmuda.com |
